Two barrels of tears will not heal a bruise.

Chinese Proverb

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Charles Lamb

There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.

French Proverb

Please all, and you will please none.

Aesop

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

Hansa Proverb