You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright

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Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Ellen DeGeneres

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.

La gratitud es la memoria del corazón.

Trying to build a life where you never experience bad feelings is like building a ship that can't handle a storm.

It is not easy to be a person of high standards; you have to pay for it. It does, however, make you stand out from the crowd, which alone makes it worth more than its price.

The Ancient Sage

No matter how many people give me advice, I am going to do what my heart tells me to do.

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