When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guiswite

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This is a wonderful day. I've never seen this one before.

Disfruta las pequeñas cosas de la vida porque tal vez un día vuelvas la vista atrás y te des cuenta de que eran las cosas grandes.

Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.

The direction of your focus is the direction your life will move. Let yourself move toward what is good, valuable, strong and true.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity; more than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

Charlie Chaplin

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