I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps.

Jimmy Kimmel

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What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.

The human voice can never reach the distance that is covered by the still small voice of conscience.

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

The sovereign cure for worry is prayer.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

William Arthur Ward

An ocean of ink in a single drop, trembling at the tip of my brush. Poised above stark white paper, a universe waits for existence.

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