Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to.

Stop thinking about normal. You don't have a big enough imagination for what your child can become.

We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves.

Henry Ward Beecher

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.

Maria Montessori

What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life - to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories.

I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband.

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