The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Mark Twain

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To me, the thing that is worse than death is betrayal. You see, I could conceive death, but I could not conceive betrayal.

Americans are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Benjamin Franklin

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

El que se apresura por la vida, corre a la tumba.

George R. Martín

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