Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.

Rosanne in Rosanne

When you're young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape.

Dave Attell

The family teaches us about the importance of knowledge, education, hard work and effort. It teaches us about enjoying ourselves, having fun, keeping fit and healthy.

Kamisese Mara

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.

Ruth E. Renkel

So much better if parents remember they don't own their children, merely borrow them from the universe for a few years.

Alain de Botton

Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.

J. S. Bryan