The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.

Lou Holtz

In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.

William Blake

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.

Chinese Proverb

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Will Rogers

When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.

George Carlin

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain