Do not celebrate among the mourners, and do not weep among revelers.

Kallah 10

Every man usually has something he can do better than anyone else. Usually it is reading his own handwriting.

J. Norman Collie

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.

Lou Holtz

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.

Ann Landers

Patience is poultice for all wounds.

Irish proverb

When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.

George Carlin