You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright

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Accuracy is twin brother to honesty, and inaccuracy to dishonesty.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

For while the tale of how we suffer, and how we are delighted, and how we may triumph is never new, it always must be heard. There isn't any other tale to tell, it's the only light we've got in all this darkness.

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