The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Steven Wright

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Leroy Satchel Paige

To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.

William Shakespeare

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

George Bernard Shaw

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Steven Wright

You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand.

Stephen Chbosky